These words have never passed my lips (nor been typed by my fingers?)... but I have had an emotional breakdown and have come to a new, harsh, but certain realization.
So, here it goes... I'm going to say (type) it for the first time. Well technically this is the second time, because I already spent the evening blubbering to my parents.
I want a boob job.
There's something terribly wrong here.
I refuse to get married and be sexy until then.
This was my conversation with Madison tonight.
"Madi, something is wrong...."
"What?.... Molly What?"
"Something is wrong with my boobies."
"Besides that they are just like, man boobs?"
"YES MADI BESIDES THAT!"
"Molly, is it breast cancer?"
"um. no. thanks for making me feel guilty about this."
anyhow, next time you see me I will probably be really womenly and once and for all....
this is for Olivia Scouts momma
"Sexy."
6 comments:
Oh Molly, I say DO IT!!! I had mine lifted and a small implant put in and the only regret I have is that I didn't INSIST they be a bit higher. I will say I felt like a Mac Truck was sitting on my chest when I woke up though. But you know what? I would do it again and who knows maybe I will!
I'd do it if I had the fundage. The only thing I like about my body is my boobs--even after two children and breastfeeding. I want the tummy tuck and lipo.
I do wish I had my sister's boobage--she hit the freaking jackpot. But if it makes you feel any better, she'd love to cut them off and get rid of them.
duuuuuuuuude, i wanted this in high school. then i gained the freshman 15 (more like 17) and the problem was solved. now i don't wanna lose the extra lbs cuz i know my boobies will go with it!!! sigh... what's a girl to do...
i was really pleased with each of these responses.
It's so true that girls that have them wish they'd leave and girls that don't wish they'd come. I LOVED the fact that mine downsized after having Olivia. Now they're not so overwhelming and don't make me look fat anymore! Now it's just my fat that makes me look fat...
Thanks for the shout out!
BUT I forgot to say- I totally support this action. I hope you do it!
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