I'm absolutely 100% completely naive, uninformed, and up in the clouds on this subject.... and trust me, the internet is the last place to look for valid information, and the radical mormon man in my ward who has marshmallow suits for each member of his family seems just as promising as google, so really, I should just stop writing this post while I'm ahead.
Tent cities.
What the.
All the sudden everyone and their dog (yes dogs in Monticello talk) seems to be in a tizzy concerning the "Swine and Avian Flu Pandemic"...
I have neighbors, good upstanding members, who've always seemed to be with it mentally, going out and buying marshmallow suits, and planning future "tent cities..."
What are tent cities? I imagine them to be a great big circle of tents on Blue Mountain where Moms cook chilly dogs, dads kill dinner with their bare hands and kids play kick the can....
In the Freestone families efforts of being prepared for the end of the world, dun dun dun, I have been sneaking a can of cream of mushroom soup from the kitchen each day and putting it under my bed.... in other words, if all this crazy talk ends up being legit, we're excepting food storage donations--as well as marshmallow suits.
hm. to me it looks like nothing more then a giant all night softball tournament on the 24th of July.
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Allright--who's the crazy neighbor? And I think I might know who the dude in the ward is--email me the answer. I gotta know!
Hilarious stuff indeed!! My almost 15 year old daughter heard from a friend that there's a 'slime flu' in America and it's headed for AUSTRALIA!!!! OMG - i'm starting on the Cream of Mushroom soup hoarding too now:)
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