Tuesday, April 7, 2009

irritating ridiculous stupid.

I've never understood "taxes" and the IRS.
Moments ago my daddy told me that the IRS expects me to give them over $500 of my salary from 2008.

I tried to call the IRS. I asked to speak with Mr. Douglas H. Shulman. He was busy.

I officially HATE the IRS. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM.

I don't know what kind of repercussions my new plan might have so don't judge me too much for what I am about to say.

I am going to kill the IRS. Murder it. DESTROY IT!

Dear IRS, watch your backs. Watch your fronts.

LOOK AT ME!
I'm a poor little 20 year old, living at home with mom and dad. Trying to get an education so that I don't have to live on welfare when I grow up. I have no money. NO MONEY! For real. Feel free to raid my checking account. I don't eat out. I don't shop. I conserve water and electricity. I'm researching and hoping to start a recycling program in San Juan County. I am not the kind of person you should be taking $500 from!!! It's not fair, and I REFUSE to pay. Unless you try to put me in prison. Then I might but not with an American spirit.

AND I HATE YOU!

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