In the last 24 hours I have consumed:
5 cans of diet coke.
2 Mrs. Fields ice cream cookies.
1 baseball park style nacho.
1 super market deli basket of jalepeno poppers.
1 super market deli basket of cheese sticks.
4 gallons of water.
4 bite sized peppers slathered with cream cheese and bacon.
2 seven layer cookies.
In the last 24 hours I have indeed considered bulimia.
Then I remembered that cat ladies aren't usually skinny bodacious babes and I should keep the yummy food in my mouth and belly.
So if you will excuse me, I'm going to eat some strawberries... dipped in chocolate.
...and mum, I really craving some Waldorf Astoria Red Velvet Cake, please.
And yes, I AM going to Lake Powell tomorrow and I will shamelessly be showing off my belly... and I don't even care that I have an aunt that has birthed 3 children who wears a size 0.
The only thing that would make me enjoy these 24 hours more would be if Monti opened a McDonalds franchise.
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3 comments:
amen.
xo
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That almost matches my intake of 3 32oz pepsis, 2 cans of pepsi, a t-bone steak (only half) copious amounts of dutch oven potatoes with extra bacon, two ice cream sandwiches, a big caramel popcorn ball from Shell, more potatoes, 8 saltines with cheeze. Oh, and I have no compunction against bulimia. just so you know. :)
As a disclaimer--if you look at the size of my backside, you know that method doesn't work
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