Well, after a while, we all got tired of dancing and me and the two girls were just sitting on the couch. That's when Jenny received a text from one of the boys we had come with.
So Jenny takes us into another room and tells Ana and I that she is confused because the guys were inviting us to go smoke weed. We were sitting in the middle of some of the most wholesome mormons we had ever seen including the three boys we came with.
Then, one of them came into the room and started asking us awkwardly what we wanted to do, if we wanted to go, if we were uncomfortable with things, etc.
The three of us tried to think up an excuse as to how to get rid of the guys. We told them we were going to go and they took that as, "alright, let's go."
So we walked to the cars. The guys got in one and the girls in the other and we decided that we were going to lose them.
We were still so confused that these total zoobs had even invited us to smoke weed. Of course being girls, we began to recap the whole ordeal in the car. So that's when Jenny says, "Yeah, that one boy, the one that dances a lot, he texted me and said "hey you girls wanna roll"..."
Ana flipped and said, Jenny, rolling is not smoking weed, its doing ecstacy!!!"
Right as those two were becoming more shocked and disappointed with the boys, everything began to register in my head differently then how it had in each of theirs.
In mormon land, "you girls wanna roll" has a whole different meaning then in Orlando or anywhere else for that matter.
The boys were simply asking us if we wanted to leave the institute house party-- which made so much more sense. When I explained this to the girls, we all laughed so hard we were in tears. So, we decided to follow the boys to one of their homes where we watched Brian Regan and played "signs" like good little mormons do.
3 comments:
OMG. Funniest story EVER!!!!! Thank you for sharing. That made my night. I will be passing that along via word of mouth. :)
Very funny story!!:):):)
Too funny, Kristal tried to tell Jeff that "do you wanna roll" meant "smoke pot" but he would not believe it, to him it means "lets ger out of here".
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