Who's the fool?

Are you kidding me?
I'm sitting here WASTING time and money to become a NURSE with some silly degree from a college so that I can make under 100 grand a year?!?!
Why didn't anyone STOP me?!?!?!
From now on, I am aspiring to be a reality TV star. I will start cat fights, kiss random B-list athletes and greasy band members, pretend to go to school, shop, and complain.
I am going to be the next Lauren Conrad.


Wow
How much does MTV pay the stars of its smash unscripted series The Hills? Lauren Conrad earns $75,000 per episode.
Fashion forward LC is expected to earn $1.4 million for the complete fourth season of The Hills. Let’s see how much her castmates earn.

Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 annually)
Whitney: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per season)
Brody: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 a year)
Lauren “Lo”: $10,000 per episode ($190,00 for The Hills Season 4)
Stephanie: $8,000 per episode ($152,00 for Season 4)