Wednesday, October 28, 2009

myspace kills....

Hi my name is (___ _____). I am 21 years old and I am from Moab UT.... I am single... I added you as a friend because from your pictures I find you attractive. I am a nice honest guy who just got out of a crazy relationship and I am trying to get back into the dating thing.... I see you live in Monticello and I was wondering if you would like to hang out sometime. I live with three of my friends... Anyways I hope this message doesn't totally creep you out. I am just a shy guy and the internet gives me an enviroment where I can hopefully meet new people. So I guess I anticipate your reaction, for like Einestien said, for every action there is an equal and opposite......
Sincerely Yours,
(name removed by request..he didn't like what he found when he googled himself)

8 comments:

halpal said...

Just deleted my account Sunday. Creepers.

miss zaida said...

stop it. stop it. that's not real. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

ew.

Chey said...

If thats not romantic, I don't know what is.

Steevo said...
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Steevo said...

ROFL. Okay I seriously just woke my roommate up with my laughing. That's priceless. This Daniel reed dumbprick sounds like a real winner. I say you go for it. It could be magical. I mean crazier things have happened...yes typically in horror films but still...they happen...

Anonymous said...

Um...I have issues with this...Mum

kyle said...

hes probably nice .... call him

Emilee said...

And you'll never read this comment because this post is from 17 months ago, but . . . um. . . Einstein's laws of physics were what changed the perception of Newtonian laws of physics, and he's actually quoting Isaac Newton. Don't give him a chance.