Well... It was cute and flattering at first.
But now it's creepy.
Homeboy thinks he is in love. He also informed me yesterday that his nightly reoccuring dream is actually revelation... from God... that I am the one.
Yup.
I feel stuck! I promise you, I PROMISE YOU, as my Mum as my witness, cause she's seen it all, that I have repeatedly told this boy I am not dating... indefinetly.
Unfortunately, being the total sweet bro-stud that he is, he somehow has perceived my honesty as some kind of coy game I am playing... because what girl in her right mind would turn down that six pack?
The other day he sent me a picture of his abs.... just to show me what I was missing out on.
The next day he said, "Just so you know, I have turned down three gorgeous girls who want to go to the temple with me, because I only want you. You're my dream girl."
I am NOT his dream girl.
A classmate of mine tried to tell him I like weird boys with dirty hair and skinny jeans. And I even made fun of him when he asked if I wanted to go lifting with him.... He is going to be a Dentist. Hello! I don't floss. Seriously, like once a week I floss.... (That's an exaggeration, it's more like once a month and only out of boredom)
I am NOT his dream girl.
When this started, I enjoyed it... a teeny tiny bit. Even though I knew from the very beginning, that I was not interested, I was still flattered.
Now I'm just creeped out and I feel like the boy in the "relationship" not that there IS a relationship, but usually, at this "stage" it's the girl who can't take things slow.
Weird.
Worst part is, when I told my Mum that his revelation had completely killed it and I was so done, she said, "But what if he really did receive revelation that you two are meant to be?!!!!"
5 comments:
hahahahahhahaha oh boys. such a ridiculous species. This semester i turned downed hanging out with a boy over text the text i received were a picture of his abs saying "but you are going to miss hanging with this."
uhm. okay throw up now.
he is psycho crazy molly. and if you only floss once a week and still have your perfect teeth im going to be a little more insanely jealous of you. just saying.
I will punch him in the throat
on a scale of one to two, how good were his abs? i think that's the real question here.
Barf.
A wise institute teacher once told me that sometimes people are mistaken when it comes to "dating revelations." If one of you is feeling it and the other isn't, it wasn't meant to be. One of you just wanted it to be.
Any guy who would send you a pic of his six pack and talk about other "gorgeous" girls he's turned down sounds like a tool. Just sayin.....
You will know when the right guy comes along and it won't feel like this. He will be emo and look fine in skinny jeans, only floss every 2 months, be laid back and nonchalant, laugh at stupid things with you, love your dog, wear clothes that he likes and not ones that the "majority" like, and a million other wonderful things. :)
Love ya girl. I am feeling the whole not dating indefinitely thing as well. :)
Okay, you know I was joking when I said maybe he IS the one. What I REALLY told you was that you are entitled to the same revelation and if you didn't get it, then he must just want it so badly that he THINKS it's a revelation from God. I say, hold out for the friend! I am proud of you for being honest (repeatedly) with him. I'm sorry he is dense! Mum
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