"Wait long by the river and you will see the bodies of your enemies float by."

I think this is just an old chinese proverb.
I love it.
It's true.
Be patient, and your enemies will defeat themselves.
Depending on how you define "enemy" this advice could make an entire lifetime of troubles disappear.

Madison is taking a trip to England...

Will and I are taking a trip to England, we are going to visit most of the places Will spent on his mission. Manchester...Liverpool...Kendall..etc...

Needless to say I am very excited!!! I am making him take me to London, I don't think we'll be making a trip like this for a long time, so i want to make the best of it.

I just dont want to pack for it!! Molly will you come pack for me? Maybe i'll hide you in my luggage so you can go.

Ahh i'm excited!

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This video is the winner for of the Nikon Festival $100,000 contest. I love it. I love it, love it, love it.



But young girls beware! Even sweet boys grow up to be dirtbags.

moo.

I very much enjoyed this song... Until I listened to the lyrics.
"You aint gonna tie me down..."

Boys are dirtbags. Girls are skanks.

Maybe this girl who you aint gonna let tie you down is a total keeper. But since you aint tied down, you accidentally get ANOTHER girl who you don't love or trust- pregnant! (Because you're a dirtbag)
And now you see the true meaning of being "tied down" for what it is; having to spend your paychecks on diapers and formula, wiping poopy bums, and sharing a child with a lying cheating skank.

swooning

Remember that one time, not too long ago, (10:08 am this morning to be exact) when I wished for pink sugar cookies?
Well at 4:57 pm, I got them!
Thanks to Kyle Fillmore, the cute boy with the deviated septum.
They were sent in time to be received on Valentine's Day. Isn't that cute? Unfortunately, Kyle had not been warned that mail is still delivered by the pony express to little Monti; and on top of that, Mum and Dad left town with the post office box key on Saturday, and didn't get home till late last night.
Fortunately, I needed those cookies a lot more today then I did on Valentine's Day.

Thank you sweet boy!

please?

Second Chances.

2 years ago today...
Was a very crappy day.
I don't think they get much crappier then that.

Although yesterday was pretty bad.

The Onion

This is my disclaimer:
Before you press play, let me warn you that this video is terrible. You probably shouldn't watch it if there is a chance you will think less of me afterward for putting it on here.
Really though, it's just hilarious.

Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
For the record, I'm not a "moms on facebook" hater. I think it's a great way to reconnect with old friends and family; but then again, my mum doesn't know how to do this... I definitely would be bugged if my parents were "spying" on me through facebook/twitter accounts, or doing other outrageous things like interrogating my friends, or hiring private investigators to stalk me. Definitely, naturally.

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So much cool stuff is happening in Monti tonight it's wild.
I don't even know which party to start the rounds at!
I don't even know which dance club we'll hit up first.
I don't even know which one of my many friends I will go with!
I don't even know which boy I will flirt with!

Since there are so many choices and I can't possibly make a decision with out hurting someone's feelings I think I will just stay here... at home.... take off my make-up and put on an unbelievably attractive oversized t-shirt. I'll have to decide between The Little Mermaid and Vampire Diaries re-runs. That could be stressful. To get a Saturday night dose of drama I think I will go upstairs and blame my parents for all my problems. And last of all, to make the night just perfect, I will make myself desirable to Ruby by lathering myself in bacon grease..... and while she isn't a male, she is a dog; and the majority of males are dogs...
at least all the ones I've loved.
so it's all I know.
so it's close enough.

Right now, I feel okay.
Not in a "Meh, I'm okay" kind of way,
but in a "You know what? Inspite of it all, I'm okay! I'm going to be okay!" kind of way.
And that's more than okay with me.

doughnuts.

I just felt like I needed to try a little bit harder at fitting in at the Freestone household. So naturally, I started off by doing something completely ridiculous, annoying, childish, and selfish.

I'm hilarious.

Ooh La La!

I couldn't be more happy about this little "collaboration" between Designer Vivienne Westwood and Melissa shoes.
You have to understand... I LOVE Melissa shoes. I wear them year round (which couldn't make my mom more frustrated).
Thankfully, I'm seeing a good selection of these adorable shoes for every season.
I'm only bummed I didn't get my hands on every pair in the Fall.

Hilarious

Someday I will go there, and take a picture just like this one.
P.S to Mum, do you remember my purple leaning tower of PIZZA shirt?

My love for the super bowl...

IS completely legit... maybe not for the actual football game, but I LOVE the commercials.

Oh Anthropology

You make my heart flutter.
You make me deeply superficial.
You make me loathe winter even more.
and most of all...
You make me so excited for summer.