Thanks, Mum.

d-day.

Being as "anti-marriage" as I am right now, I realize the foolishness behind my obsession with my "someday wedding."
Seriously, I'm already embarrassed for my "someday husband" to discover that I have everything planned out, and have had since the day I decided whether his last name would look better embossed or letter-pressed....So basically, since the day I met him.
I promise I'm not alter hungry. Really, it's quite the opposite.
But it's undeniable.
A wedding is a lovely, lovely occasion.
With cake.
And sexy time afterward.

Well, I take that back; A wedding CAN be lovely.
Sometimes it's... entertaining (not in a good way).

I enjoy both.
Because I have that a small bit of catty blood in me....just a small bit.

mum's the word.

It's not my fault. I was drinking this crap from my sippie cups! I can't stop.... worst of all, I don't even WANT to stop.
When I graduated from high school and moved away from Monti, I quit. For two years I was clean. I didn't even miss it.
So how did it get to this? I don't even know. But if I don't get a diet coke right now, something bad is going to happen.
They really need to start making debit card friendly vending machines.

I'm not usually one to FORGET to brag...

I don't know how I went this long (5 days) with out "blogging" about this...
Well..... I got in! I don't know what the Nursing Department has been smoking, but it can't be good..

All jokes aside, I'm really happy about this. I'm proud of myself! I've never worked this hard for something and had it pay off. I needed this. It feels great.

Your people
make my people
look normal.

Prom!!!!

My Brother Harrison is growing up, this is madison by the way, not that Molly Girl!

Harry is growing up and i dont like it one bit!! well its cute tho.

You gotta admit he's a little cutie! Oh man i'm getting old, i'm 22 now, I feel like i'm going to have grandkids soon!! AHHH wait, i'm trying to think positively about myself, so i love my age! yay for 22!

anyways harry's prom was cute!

You are a very beautiful and special girl. I just hope you know that.

Mum? This just made my day.

Ask me anything

6X

When I was a little girl, my family members teased me when I told them my clothing size was "sick-sex," meaning 6X. I remember being so frustrated because I felt like I was saying it the same way as they were, and even MORE frustrated because when I would ask what made it so funny, my mum would intervene and say, "I'll tell you when you are older."

Are you freaking kidding me? This was too much for my little body. Seriously, just thinking about it now, I can literally FEEL that frustration again. "When your older" would not come for a long, long, long time; and surely when I got there, I would forget the majority of the things you promised to explain. So I'm thinking this is where my need to make lists comes from. I bet I make 3-4 lists a day--written out-- on paper. I carry a mini journal in my purse just incase I need to write up a list of some sort. Today I'm making a list I would have made when I was little, had I been able to write.

1. Ask mum what is so funny about 6X.
2. Ask mum what sperm is.
3. Ask mum about the "candies" that Vivian offers Edward in Pretty Woman.
4. Ask mum why I am not allowed to BE Vivian when I play pretend.
5. Ask mum the bazillions of questions I have about the movie Grease.
6. Ask mum why Chris and Austin Davis called me horney when I ate my popcicle.
7. Ask mum what horney means.
8. Ask mum why it's so cool to tie cherry stems with your tongue.
9. Ask mum what rape is.
10.Ask mum why I can't run around half naked anymore.
11.Ask mum what it means to get to first second and third base. (side note. I think I knew their tainted meaning before I knew their true meaning.) 12. Ask mum what the big kokopelli joke is.

13. Ask mum why I have to begin sleeping in my own bed now that she is married.

14. Ask mum why her bedroom door is locked EVERY Sunday afternoon.15. Ask mum what's so funny about Poppyseed muffins and green M&M's.16. Ask mum to explain the humor behind the joke she tells everyone about her husbands' big hands and feet.17. Ask mum to explain why she and dad imploded the Sands in Vegas.18. Ask mum why Stefano on Days of our Lives can say "bastard", but I can't.19. Ask mum what "boobs" means.20. Ask mum what "fart" means.

Now that I've grown up, those questions all seem silly.... or awkward. Now all I really want to know is this!!!
6x? 6X? Excuse me? What does the X mean? Mum, was I fat? Are you freaking kidding me?

(I should probably delete some of these.... but I am not going to.. until my mum makes me.)

"Sports games"

Okay.
So maybe something weird has happened.
I find the Utah Jazz...
ENJOYABLE!
Entertaining!
Exciting!
Will someone please check my temperature?

I'm telling you, I'm cursed. Each of my ex-boyfriends has left their mark and I'm not happy about it. From the lip freckle to enjoying the Jazz, they've all messed me up in one way or another.
Let's kill em'.

Boggle

Last night Jake and I played Boggle.
He got schooled.
Not just because he is 10 and I am 21.
I am REALLY good at Boggle.
But that's not what I intended to blog about.
So let me start over...
(without erasing the part that I am REALLY good at Boggle).


Last night Jake and I played Boggle.
Jake found the acronym "LOL."
I let him count it because, come on, it's 2010.

Well, and because I would win, regardless.

GIVEAWAY

Because I am SUCH an established blogger, I'm doing a DRESS GIVEAWAY!!!! That's right. But not just ANY kind of dress giveaway... this is a special kind!!!!!
Are you so excited?
Are you one the edge of your seats?
Alright, here's how it works.
YOU go through YOUR closet and find all your most lovely cute summer dresses, iron and press them if needed, gently package them up, and send them to ME!!!!
WOOOO!
I love dress giveaways!
SUCKERS!
No but seriously. All I have done for the last week (inplace of school work) is online window shop... meaning I can't stop looking, but there has been absolutely no buying. Madi made me weird about money. I don't love spending it anymore.
Creepy, right?