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BP? BP oil spill? I realized just how "deeply superficial" I have become when I thought Brass Plum (of Nordstrom) spilled oil somewhere. I have only one comment. "Dear Nordstrom, I am sorry that, for even a split second, I let myself believe you had done something terrible. You are flawless. Love you forever, M."
Alright... seriously, I promise I'm not THAT shallow. I've known about the oil spill. And it's just breaking my heart. I keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting for it to be over..... I can't even fathom how significant the damages are. Such a sad sad event in history.....

along with the loss of Molly's Magnificent Malibu...

WHAT?!

While searching the net for a news article dealing with geriatrics and health care blah blah blah....
I somehow stumbled upon this:

Um... Are you stinking kidding me?!
110?!?! Where have I been? I thought the oldest person to live was like 103 or something..... 110!?! And her daughter is 85!! If I were that daughter I would be praying for my fathers genes right about now...
No offense to the elderly... I'm sure being an 80 year old gramma has it's perks.... But does 110 come with ANY perks??

#$@%&*

So... I have a swearing problem.
There. I said it.

No but seriously.... there was a time, not that long ago, when I would tattle-tell on the neighbor boys for using the h-word.
Now, many "swear words" are apart of my vocabulary. I can't pin-point when it happened. But somehow, I became a full-fledged "swear word user".

I'm not proud of it. I don't think it makes me more appealing in anyway. I know it doesn't. In no group of people (that I have ever associated with) is it attractive for a girl to swear. And being one who cares so much about appearance and approval, it makes absolutely no sense that I ever developed such a habit.

So... that is why I made myself a new resolution. I have decided to quit swearing. So far, all I have to say is, it is much easier said than done. But I am taking my goal very seriously, and I am doing pretty good. I've designated two substitute words to fall back on; Stink, and Curses.
ie.
CURSES! I forgot my homework.
I am so stinking angry.
That girl is such a stinker.
Oh stink!
Stinking Curse!
Stinking stink!
Cursing Curse!
(etc.)


So.... that's that. Wish me luck.

i love you molly! (even if just from your blog! haha) whats your favorite thing about youself?

You are so sweet. I think you are just adorable!! Hmm. It used to be my teeth. I wore braces for 5 years and I had some great teeth in my mouth. But I wasn't good about wearing my retainer so the bottom row isn't so great now:( After that, I'm not sure... and it's making me emo to realize I like so very little about myself as far as looks and personality.... hm.. I have dainty wrists... teeny tiny bony baby wrists. I love them.

Gosh this is depressing.

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